Orchids

Posted 30/12/2009 by smarty09
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The purpose of this note is to provide very general information on looking after Orchids. I cannot answer any questions as I know nothing!! I’ve just jotted down comments my green fingered Mum passed onto a friend. I only have to look at a plant and it dies……

Most orchids die through excessive watering. Bear in mind that orchids are a parasite. In there natural environment they live on trees and have ariel roots. They do not live in soil. Their roots are basically in open air.

When watering, the water must be tepid. Remember they live in the tropics and you need to replicate their natural surroundings. They need light watering, no more than a tablespoonful. Some need this amount daily, others, just once a week. So start out once a week and observe the plant: does it look healthy?

If it has broad leaves, do they look glossy or shrivelled. This gives an indication on whether it has been correctly watered.

Mum's Orchid

There are special orchid plant feeds, and these should always be used.

Also, bear in mind where the plants live in the wild. They get very little direct sunlight. So put it in a shady, but well lit spot.

They need re-potting very infrequently.

As for the type of pots, the roots are usually ariel as they cling to trees in their natural environment. Therefore they are frequently sold in clear pots. But whatever type of pot it comes with, do not change it. Orchids hate being moved and disturbed.

If it looks well, leave well alone!

Burglars Beware!!

Posted 30/12/2009 by smarty09
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A burglar broke into a Christian Family’s home one night.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying, ‘Jesus is watching you.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, ‘Jesus is watching you.’

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?’ He whispered to the parrot. ‘Yep,’ the parrot squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you.’

The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? And what is your name?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed.
‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.’

Your Role Model is……

Posted 30/12/2009 by smarty09
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This is a great psychological test and extremely accurate

FIND OUT WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL IN LIFE. DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

 It’s CRAZY how accurate this is!

 1) Pick your favourite number between 1-9

 2) Multiply by 3 then

 3) Add 3

 4) Then again, multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator….)

 5) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

 6) Add the digits together

 Now Scroll down

 
 

 With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

 1. Sir Alex Ferguson
 2. Florence Nightingale
 3. Charles Dickens

 4. Sir Alan Sugar
 5. Winston Churchill
 6. Sir Paul McCartney
 7. Oliver Cromwell
 8. Aneurin Bevin

 9.  That’ll be me then GOTTCHA ;)
10. President Obama

 I know, I know…..I just have that effect on people. One day, you too can be like me :-)

 P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR ROLE MODEL, JUST DEAL  WITH IT!!!!!!