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		<title>Brugge (Bruges) Trip Oct 2011</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a personal diary note of my trip to Bruges as we say in England. If you speak Flemish, it is Brugge. So, my second away VIP trip with Birmingham City FC and I&#8217;m in Belgium.  I left home at 7.45am on 19 October and unlocked the back door at 2.15am on 21 October. This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=844&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a personal diary note of my trip to Bruges as we say in England. If you speak Flemish, it is Brugge. So, my second away VIP trip with Birmingham City FC and I&#8217;m in Belgium.  I left home at 7.45am on 19 October and unlocked the back door at 2.15am on 21 October.</p>
<p>This time I had not pre-booked a parking space and was relieved to find plenty of spaces in Long Stay 1. On opening the car door, I had my first cold blast of Birmingham air. As it was a nice sunny day, I didn&#8217;t mind as I was dressed for the occasion.</p>
<p>Into the airport and quickly found Adam and Ollie from the club. Bag was soon checked in and instead of hanging around, I went upstairs for hot cuppa. I spotted two chaps wearing blue and sat next to them and had a natter. The retired Dad had supported the club since the mid 50&#8242;s and his son Simon naturally followed. As you do! To prove it is a small world, Simon lives in Totterdown, Bristol. Unbelievable!</p>
<p>Now one thing I hate about airports is delayed flights. You would have thought that as it is a private charter plane for the Birmingham City team, you would not have any delays. Wrong! The plane did not arrive on time, so we had a 50 min delays. Not too bad, but nevertheless, somewhat annoying.</p>
<p>So we finally landed at Oostend Airport around 3pm local time and then a 30 min coach trip to the hotel. So I&#8217;m finally in my hotel room around 4pm having left home at 7.45am (UK time). And it&#8217;s only a 40 minute flight. Given it was a nice sunny day, it was dump bags and go for a walk to get my bearings before darkness fell. I&#8217;m glad I made the effort as the sun was in the right position to get some good pictures around the main square in Brugge.</p>
<div id="attachment_834" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-834" title="Brugge Shop Display" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Nice shop window display</p></div>
<div id="attachment_832" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display-2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-832" title="Brugge Shop Display 2" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">And again</p></div>
<div id="attachment_833" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display-3.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-833" title="Brugge Shop Display 3" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-shop-display-3.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lots of lace in Belgium</p></div>
<p>Having walked down a few side streets, I soon stumbled across a bunch of Blues fans in their early 20&#8242;s. It was about 5.30pm and they were already drunk as a skunk. They thought I was a local which I thought was agreat compliment. I showed them by badge and we put arms round shoulders whilst having a good sing. With that, I made my excuses and left. It wasn&#8217;t long before I was in the opposite direction seeking out the locals!</p>
<div id="attachment_838" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-the-pub.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-838" title="Brugge The Pub" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-the-pub.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Think you should have the idea by now that beer features quite a lot!</p></div>
<p>The most astonishing fan I met on the trip was a 17 year old from Brum. He had travelled over all by himself having locked his back door at 1.30am. Ouch! What an enterprising young chap.</p>
<div id="attachment_836" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-square-building.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-836" title="Brugge Square Building" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-square-building.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">One of the buildings in the main square</p></div>
<div id="attachment_835" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-square-building-2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-835" title="Brugge Square Building (2)" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-square-building-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">A grande building on the main square</p></div>
<div id="attachment_828" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-main-square.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-828" title="Brugge Main Square" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-main-square.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">small part of the main square</p></div>
<p>I soon found a nice place to eat. it was outside, but under a canopy with infra-red heaters. So I was nice and cosy and md well sheltered against the cold evening. There was no language problems and the waiter was taken aback that I did not need a menu! I said I was after traditional local food and settled for a beef stew. I then ordered my favourite Belgium beer, and the waiter smiled and gave me the &#8220;thumbs up&#8221;.</p>
<div id="attachment_841" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hoegaarden-grand-cru.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-841" title="Hoegaarden Grand Cru" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/hoegaarden-grand-cru.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">My Favourite Belgium Beer</p></div>
<p>I have never really understood why we brits order beer by the litre and then spend all evening in the loo. Slowly sip a beer of around 10% strength and enjoy the evening. You are rocking and rolling after 3, a wreck after 4. Well, I am at any rate!</p>
<p>So it was then back to the hotel, watch a Champions League match and off to kip. It had already been a long day, and I knew Thursday would be equally long and tiring.</p>
<p>The hotel breakfast was excellent and I went for the cooked brekkie. I decided to give what looked like to be a local black sausage a go, only to find out it was black pudding. My word, what a find!</p>
<p>A quick peruse of the hotel then followed and to my dismay there was a Brit drinking a litre of booze in the hotel bar at 10.30am. Oh my god, get a life!</p>
<p>So out for another wander round the side streets and you stumble on these things:</p>
<div id="attachment_839" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ca-sign.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-839" title="C&amp;A Sign" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/ca-sign.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">C&amp;A remember them??</p></div>
<div id="attachment_831" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-post-box.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-831" title="Brugge Post Box" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-post-box.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">So it&#039;s not just us with red post boxes then</p></div>
<div id="attachment_826" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-bile-hire.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-826" title="Brugge Bile Hire" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-bile-hire.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Just like Holland, this place is so flat it makes the Broads look hilly. Bikes, bikes and more bikes</p></div>
<div id="attachment_829" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-martins-bar.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-829" title="Brugge Martin's Bar" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-martins-bar.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I have my own bar and Happy Hour is avaiable as well</p></div>
<p>I then went to back to the main square to take pictures and videos of the fans and the flags. A good time was had by all. The local Police got it right and they were mainly on push bikes and aged 50 ish. Mind you, they all wore truncheons and carried a side arm.</p>
<div id="attachment_830" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-police.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-830" title="Brugge Police" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-police.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">All the Police wore trunceons and side arms. They also posed for pictures and handcuffed a few fans for the pics as well.</p></div>
<p>As far as I could make out, there was no trouble at all in the square. In fact I did not see any trouble at all during the entire trip. Boystrous yes, but that was it.</p>
<div id="attachment_828" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-main-square.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-828" title="Brugge Main Square" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-main-square.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">small part of the main square</p></div>
<div id="attachment_825" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-belfry-tower.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-825" title="Brugge Belfry Tower" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-belfry-tower.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The famous Belfry Tower. Still in full working order and very nice chimes</p></div>
<div id="attachment_824" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-belfry-tower-2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-824" title="Brugge Belfry Tower 2" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-belfry-tower-2.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">View of Belfry Tower viewed from the far side of the square</p></div>
<p>So it was then back to the hotel for all the VIP&#8217;s to gather together and off for the pre-match meal in a small out of the way restaurant. Very nice to and great banter from all concerned. Wonder why I am always on the loudest table?!!</p>
<div id="attachment_843" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kempinski-hotel-brugge.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-843" title="Kempinski Hotel Brugge" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/kempinski-hotel-brugge.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Kempinski Hotel where I stayed. A very grande building about 4 mins walk to the main square</p></div>
<p>And so onto the game. Lots of security for the 5.5k faithfull. It&#8217;s a nice looking stadium as well.</p>
<div id="attachment_837" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-stadium-basic-seating.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-837" title="Brugge Stadium basic seating" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/brugge-stadium-basic-seating.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Very basic seating at the stadium</p></div>
<div id="attachment_842" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/jan-breydel-stadion.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-842" title="Jan Breydel Stadion" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/jan-breydel-stadion.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Jan Breysel Stadium, the home of Club Brugge KV. Free Wi-Fi at the ground as well. Fab</p></div>
<p>As for the game, well highly entertaining and astonishingly, history repeated itself. Blues were caught cold and went 1 down in 2nd minute, the got back into the game and started dominating. Final score Brugge 1 Blues 2. That was Brugge&#8217;s first loss at home in the 2011/12 season, and first ever home defeat to an English team in European competitions. Stunning.</p>
<p>The crowd must have been around 27k, and there were 5.5k Brummies singing their hearts out, putting the locals to shame. Utterly fantastic.</p>
<p>One of the treats for me was the number of Blues fans late taking their seats. This led to a bit of chaos and virtually everyone stood throughout the game. Standing up for a Europa League match is fab.</p>
<p>And then the trip to the airport where all the Blues players were applauded as they entered the departure lounge.</p>
<div id="attachment_840" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chris-hughton-fans.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-840" title="Chris Hughton &amp; fans" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chris-hughton-fans.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chris Hughton, the Blues manager is never off duty</p></div>
<p>I managed to have a 5 minute conversation with Paul Trollope (Assistant Manager) whilst waiting to board. What a nice chap.</p>
<p>The plane landed about 30 mins late and Brum airport was a shambles. The electronic passport machines were down and at least 3 planes had landed at the same time. Monster queues and a few snarly comments made. Despite to 20 mins to clear passport control, the bags had still not arrived at the carousel, so more waiting. And then I just missed the courtesy bus, so had a 15 min wait outside to get back to the car.</p>
<p>And then the car parking charge works on the 24 hour clock, not the time parked. So I had 3 days of parking charges. Thankfully the M42 and M5 were devoid of traffic, so it was an easy drive home. Finally hit the sack at 3am and woke up naturally to bright sunshine at 11.30am.</p>
<p>Next stop, Braga. North Portugal late in November.</p>
<p>All the videos are on You Tube and I hope these links work. If not, go onto You Tube and plug my name in and they should appear on my channel. I posted these videos about 24 hours ago and the viewing figures already stand at 2,062!!</p>
<p>Final whistle &amp; fans singing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LrE13A6k">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LrE13A6k</a></p>
<p>Jan Breydel Stadion <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LrE13A6k">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR8LrE13A6k</a></p>
<p>Fans singing &#8220;Keep Right On&#8221; <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wqNRAJL088">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wqNRAJL088</a></p>
<p>Players warming up <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-EXW-4ytvY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-EXW-4ytvY</a></p>
<p>Brugge main square, day before the game <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKtjiiILVlg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKtjiiILVlg</a></p>
<p>Brugge main square, fans kicking football <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL36eCagXpQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL36eCagXpQ</a></p>
<p>Brugge main square, fans and flags <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE-4ydWAKKE">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE-4ydWAKKE</a></p>
<p>Players at Oostend Airport awaiting flight back <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvq6llCkIVM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvq6llCkIVM</a></p>
<p>A selection of fans flags:</p>
<p><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-823" title="Blues Flag" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-2.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-820" title="Blues Flag 2" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-821" title="Blues Flag 3" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-3.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-822" title="Blues Flag 4" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-4.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-5.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-819" title="Blues Flag - 5" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/blues-flag-5.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a personal diary note of my trip to Maribor, Slovenia. I left home at 6.30am on 28 September and unlocked the back door at 2.35am on 30 September. It was a VIP trip with Birmingham City FC to watch the away match against Maribor in the Europa Cup League Game. Having pre-booked my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=796&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a personal diary note of my trip to Maribor, Slovenia. I left home at 6.30am on 28 September and unlocked the back door at 2.35am on 30 September. It was a VIP trip with Birmingham City FC to watch the away match against Maribor in the Europa Cup League Game.</p>
<p>Having pre-booked my parking ticket in Long Stay 1 at Birmingham International Airport, I found parking quite difficult. It&#8217;s a truly massive car park that was 99.9% full. Eventually found a spot and was grateful for the courtesy bus to turn up so quickly as I was cutting it fine given the earlier M42 traffic jam.</p>
<p>Into the airport and quickly found Adam from the club. Bag was soon checked in and I stood back and watch the players and manager arrive along with the other 50 VIP&#8217;s. Needless to say, two TV crews were lurking and Chris Hughton, the manager was soon being interviewed. No rest for the wicked then!</p>
<div id="attachment_772" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chris-hughton-being-interviewd.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-772" title="Chris Hughton being interviewd" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/chris-hughton-being-interviewd.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chris Hughton being interviewed after checking in at B&#039;ham Int Airport</p></div>
<p>It was easy to spot &#8220;Big Zig&#8221; our Slovakian centre forward as it is a bit difficult to hide when you are 6&#8242; 7&#8243;. He was soon accosted for signatures and duly obliged. As in fact did all the team.</p>
<p>Having managed to get a window seat, I took the opportunity of grabbing a couple of pics during the 2hr flight:</p>
<div id="attachment_776" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/english-fields-near-bham-int-airport.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-776" title="English Fields near B'ham Int Airport" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/english-fields-near-bham-int-airport.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">English fields near B&#039;ham International airport</p></div>
<div id="attachment_775" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/classic-puffy-clouds-from-plane.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-775" title="Classic puffy clouds from plane" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/classic-puffy-clouds-from-plane.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Classic puffy clouds from plane window. Probably SW France below</p></div>
<p>Sat next to me on the plane was Keith who was well know to lots on the trip. He totally outgadgeted me. In one hand he had a Blackberry and an iPhone was in the other hand. He was like that for about 20 mins while awaiting take off, then he tutted as his 2nd Blackberry rang.</p>
<p>Having left in sunshine and pretty good warmth, we arrived to a  clear blue sky and warmth of about 24C.</p>
<div id="attachment_783" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-airport1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-783" title="Maribor airport" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-airport1.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Maribor Airport sign</p></div>
<p>It is a small ramshackled airport that somehow added to the charm. You picked your baggage off the trailer yourself. Then onto the coach and off to the 5* hotel which was only about 20 mins drive away.</p>
<div id="attachment_774" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/city-hotel.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-774" title="City Hotel" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/city-hotel.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">City Hotel. Not exactly a great looking building!</p></div>
<p>It is a brand new hotel, having opened in July 2011. The inside was magnificent. On checking in, I was in room 301, so needless to say, I pressed button 3 on the lift. Err, wrong. Quite wrong. I did what everybody else did and failed to look at the buttons a little more closely. I was on level &#8220;P&#8221;. And the 5th floor for the restaurant was reached by pressing button &#8220;2&#8243;. Clearly a local quirky thing!!</p>
<div id="attachment_773" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/city-hotel-lift-buttons.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-773" title="City Hotel Lift Buttons" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/city-hotel-lift-buttons.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oh yes, the confusing lift buttons</p></div>
<p>As you walk straight out of the hotels main entrance, the river Drava is right in front of you. It&#8217;s a proper river as well given it is well over 100m wide. These pictures should give you a good idea:</p>
<div id="attachment_788" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-river-and-bridges.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-788" title="Maribor river and bridges" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-river-and-bridges.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">As you can see, it&#039;s a decent sized river</p></div>
<p>There is ample parking all along the riverside, and it was a nice surprise to find a modern ticketing machine.</p>
<div id="attachment_794" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/solar-powered-parking-ticket-machine.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-794" title="Solar Powered Parking ticket machine" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/solar-powered-parking-ticket-machine.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Solar Powered Parking Ticket machine</p></div>
<div id="attachment_791" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-water-feature.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-791" title="Maribor water feature" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-water-feature.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Close up of water feature</p></div>
<div id="attachment_790" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-water-feature-2.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-790" title="Maribor water feature 2" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-water-feature-2.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Water feature underneath road bridge</p></div>
<p>So a nice gentle walk to the right along the riverside and the first item of note is&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;a sex shop. And next to that what looked like a lapdanding club. I&#8217;m as confused as you as to why I didn&#8217;t pop in! Anyway a little further and there are several bars to sit down, enjoy the view and sample the local beer.</p>
<div id="attachment_784" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-beer1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-784" title="Maribor Beer" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-beer1.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">One of the local beers. It&#039;s pronounced &quot;Onion&quot;</p></div>
<p>And then a little further on, an by now I&#8217;m only 400m from the hotel and you find the oldest vine in the world.</p>
<div id="attachment_793" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/oldest-vine.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-793" title="Oldest Vine" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/oldest-vine.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">At 400 years of age, this is the oldest vine in the world</p></div>
<div id="attachment_792" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/oldest-vine-plaque.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-792" title="Oldest Vine plaque" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/oldest-vine-plaque.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oldest vine in the worls plaque</p></div>
<p>Now I do like my wine, but I&#8217;m no expert. It turns out that Slovenia is one of the top 5% of quality wine-producing regions in the world. As it is a small country, production is small which probably accounts why I do not recollect seeing any in my local shops. So if you ever come across any, indulge yourself. I believe the better ones are of the white variety.</p>
<p>Rather than use scarecrows to keep the birds off the fruit, the locals developed a wind rattle. mightily impressed with that thought process.</p>
<div id="attachment_795" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wind-rattle.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-795" title="Wind Rattle" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/wind-rattle.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Wind rattle. Better than the usual scarecrow??</p></div>
<p>Having arrived at about 4pm local time, that was pretty much it for the day. Found a nice pizzeria and wondered back to the hotel via a bar or two. I had no language problems at all with the majority of people speaking excellent conversational english. I found out that about 20 years ago, the official second language was German. This was then ditched for English.</p>
<p>The evening ended in the hotel bar where I asked for the local lethal spirit, There were big smiles on the bar staff faces and was given a shot of the local clear brandy free gratis. Guess they don&#8217;t get many requests then!</p>
<p>And so onto the day of the game. Brummies everywhere. Blue sky, and nice and warm. the centre of the town quickly filled up and I took some video coverage.</p>
<p>All the VIP&#8217;s gathered at 3pm at the hotel and then we had a fantastic meal together before the game, How about this for a menu:</p>
<div id="attachment_787" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-menu1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-787" title="Maribor Menu" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-menu1.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Pre-match menu at a first class restaurant in Maribor</p></div>
<div id="attachment_789" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-stadium.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-789" title="Maribor Stadium" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/maribor-stadium.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Blues players (wearing yellow away kit) warming up</p></div>
<p>The stadium is only two years old and was built on the site of a cemetery. Plenty of history then! The locals had warned us that their fans were notorious for all the noise they made. Whilst they started off in good voice they gradually became quieter and quieter. I subsequently had an email from a Maribor supporter who said &#8220;you didn&#8217;t out sing us, we were a silent movie&#8221;. What a great comment!</p>
<p>As for the game itself, we let a silly goal in and were losing 1 &#8211; 0 at half time. All the fans were scratching their heads wondering how on earth we were going to score. Thankfully, the second half was much improved and we won 1 &#8211; 2. Total astonishment. Our first away trip in the Europa Cup League format and we only won. What a great way to end a trip.</p>
<p>With that it was straight onto the coach outside the ground. Just to show how small the airport is, we were given our boarding tickets on the coach! A happy trip home is always welcome and the time just whizzed by. We landed at 00.30am on Friday. Then back to the car and drive home. Opened the back door at 2.35am feeling utterly knackered. A quick cuppa to relax then I hit the sack. Trouble is some bugger rang me at 9.50am, so I felt groggy for the rest of the day. Cannot wait for the Brugge trip!</p>
<p>My videos are on you Tube and can be found here. I finally finished this blog somewhat late as it is now 16 October. At that date, all the following videos had been viewed a total of 2,220 times:</p>
<p>The Oldest Vine in the World <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Oqwtaaa0s">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3Oqwtaaa0s</a></p>
<p>Players after the game <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZle55fC39s">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZle55fC39s</a></p>
<p>Maribor Stadium <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcogImM9QBk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcogImM9QBk</a></p>
<p>Maribor Centre Square <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Q3R6NCs9A">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2Q3R6NCs9A</a></p>
<p>City Hotel View  <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBgk9uHkIvI">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBgk9uHkIvI</a></p>
<p>City Hotel Room <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msEkBkjkBJY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msEkBkjkBJY</a></p>
<p>City Hotel Lobby <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVTDjP2HOCg">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVTDjP2HOCg</a></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2011 15:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I&#8217;ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement&#8230; &#8220;Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=752&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I&#8217;ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.</p>
<p>For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.&#8221;</p>
<p>Is everybody clear on that?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am writing this at the end of June 2011 and it will be interesting to review at the end of the 2011/12 season. The new manager has arrived and everyone is impressed. Well, not me, so looks like I&#8217;m a lone voice. There are several issues that concern me. Firstly Chris Hughton is described [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=749&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am writing this at the end of June 2011 and it will be interesting to review at the end of the 2011/12 season.</p>
<p>The new manager has arrived and everyone is impressed. Well, not me, so looks like I&#8217;m a lone voice. There are several issues that concern me.</p>
<p>Firstly Chris Hughton is described as a very nice man by all and sundry. Whist he installs team spirit, nice men don&#8217;t win things.</p>
<p>Also, this is his first proper management appointment. And he starts with a very small squad and a limited budget. So for the first time in his footballing career, he has to construct a squad from scratch.</p>
<p>And then we move onto the owners. They paid £80m for the club, when it was worth no more than £50m. Since then, no major amounts of money have been forthcoming either. And then right at the end of June Carsen Young gets arrested in Hong Kong on suspicion of a financial fraud. Need less to say, there is no connection with the football club.</p>
<p>something serious is going on behind the scenes and a sign of this was Alex McLeash going. Why did the League Managers Association back him by saying he has grounds for claiming constructive dismissal?</p>
<p>Right, so I forecast several seasons in the Championship and the only thing that will change that will be new owners.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 May 2011 18:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trebellan Park, Cubert Nr Newquay TR8 5PY Fished here on 16 May 2011 for the first time. The specimen lake of about 3 acres is at the bottom of the valley, so no mobile phone signal! Lake did not appear to be very deep and no weed problems evident. As it is day ticket water [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=734&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>Fished here on 16 May 2011 for the first time. The specimen lake of about 3 acres is at the bottom of the valley, so no mobile phone signal! Lake did not appear to be very deep and no weed problems evident. As it is day ticket water anyone can fish it.</p>
<p>On the day I fished, guess there were about a dozen anglers at the maximum, so plenty of spare bank space. However, standard of the average angler did not appear to be too high.</p>
<div id="attachment_730" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/11lb-trebellan-carp.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-730" title="11lb Trebellan Carp" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/11lb-trebellan-carp.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">11lb Common May 2011</p></div>
<p>Between us, Graham and I caught two common carp, one of around 9lb and the other about 11lb. Graham also lost one whilst floater fishing in the reeds – fish took off in the wrong direction! Later in the day were we told that a “20” had been caught first thing in the day, and last knockings the previous evening a 18lb 2oz was landed.</p>
<p>Weather on the day was a brisk westerly and generally cloudy, but dry. Maximum temperature must have been about 15C, clearly feeling colder for most of the day given the wind.</p>
<div id="attachment_731" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/trebellan-park-specimen-lake-1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-731" title="Trebellan Park Specimen Lake - 1" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/trebellan-park-specimen-lake-1.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">View 1</p></div>
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<div id="attachment_733" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/trebellan-park-specimen-lake-3.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-733" title="Trebellan Park Specimen Lake - 3" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/trebellan-park-specimen-lake-3.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">View 3</p></div>
<p>I visited this lake again on 20 June 2011. It was a typical summers day &#8211; not! very overcast, about 14C and constant showers throughout the day. In these sort of conditions I would not expect to catch during the rain, but there should be action during the dryer spells. This is exactly what happened.</p>
<div id="attachment_743" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0170.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-743" title="Trebellan Park rain" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0170.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Rain droplets everywhere....</p></div>
<p>Graham and I arrived around 9am and fished till about 7pm. Due to the weather, only 2 other anglers fished the lake and for a shorter time as well. So we pretty much had the whole lake to ourselves. We fished the bottom bank, near the lifebouy. Between us, we had 12 fish. they were all common carp and pretty much &#8220;peas in a pod&#8221; at around the 10lb mark. All faught well so it was a very enjoyable day.</p>
<div id="attachment_742" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0169.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-742" title="Trebellan Park, lower bank view" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0169.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">View from the bottom bank looking back at the lower part of the caravan park</p></div>
<p>I got the impression you need to fish through the &#8220;standard sized&#8221; ones to get to the bigger fish, and time will tell. Bait is not significant as 4 different types were used and they were all productive.</p>
<div id="attachment_744" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0173.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-744" title="Trebellan Park wildlife" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0173.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Cheeky blackbird comes right in under ytour shelter and nicks your bait!!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_745" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0174.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-745" title="Trebellan Park - fishing tree" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0174.jpg?w=179&#038;h=300" alt="" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The fishing tree is my mate Graham</p></div>
<div id="attachment_746" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0175.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-746" title="Trebellan Park common Carp headshot" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0175.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Head of an immaculate Common Park</p></div>
<div id="attachment_747" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0176.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-747" title="Trebellan Park minnow" src="http://smarty09.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/imag0176.jpg?w=300&#038;h=179" alt="" width="300" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It is about 25mm long and was caught in landing net accidentally</p></div>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know how they wrote this with a straight face.  This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness.   It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.  The author of this memo was quite genuine.  The engineers rolled on the floor!  Especially note the last couple of sentences.<br />
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&#8216;If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.  Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).  Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.  Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.  Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.  Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.<br />
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Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.  However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.<br />
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Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.  It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.  <br />
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.<br />
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Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.</p>
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		<title>Neil Armstrong</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE  APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL        ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET  FOOT ON THE MOON.                                                                                              HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,  &#8220;THAT&#8217;S ONE SMALL STEP FOR    MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,&#8221; WERE  TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY    MILLIONS.*                                                                                                                                            BUT JUST [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=723&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE  APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL       <br />
ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET  FOOT ON THE MOON.                  <br />
                                                                          <br />
HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON,  &#8220;THAT&#8217;S ONE SMALL STEP FOR   <br />
MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND,&#8221; WERE  TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY   <br />
MILLIONS.*                                                                <br />
                                                                          <br />
BUT JUST BEFORE HE  RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK   <br />
                                                                          <br />
&#8220;GOOD LUCK,  MR. GORSKY&#8221;.                                                 <br />
                                                                          <br />
MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK  CONCERNING SOME RIVAL  <br />
SOVIET COSMONAUT.                                                         <br />
                                                                          <br />
HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING,  THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR     <br />
AMERICAN SPACE  PROGRAMS.                                                 <br />
                                                                          <br />
OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO  WHAT THE &#8216;GOOD     <br />
LUCK, MR. GORSKY&#8217; STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS  JUST SMILED.     <br />
                                                                          <br />
ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS         <br />
FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO    <br />
ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.                                <br />
                                                                          <br />
MR. GORSKY HAD DIED,  SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE      <br />
QUESTION.                                                                 <br />
                                                                          <br />
IN  1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING  <br />
BASEBALL  WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH   <br />
LANDED  IN HIS NEIGHBOR&#8217;S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.                   <br />
                                                                          <br />
HIS NEIGHBORS  WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE <br />
BALL, YOUNG  ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.          <br />
                                                                          <br />
&#8220;SEX! YOU  WANT SEX?! YOU&#8217;LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE  <br />
MOON!&#8221;                                                                    <br />
                                                                          <br />
TRUE  STORY.</p>
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		<title>Never trust a cricketer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[To all you cricket fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!                       NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER             Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,                 Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.               Randier than a sailor who&#8217;s been six months at sea,            Never let a cricketer&#8217;s hand an inch above your knee          [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=720&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To all you cricket fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
                      NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER<br />
            Come all ye fair young maidens and harken unto me,<br />
                Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.<br />
 <br />
            Randier than a sailor who&#8217;s been six months at sea,<br />
           Never let a cricketer&#8217;s hand an inch above your knee<br />
 <br />
       First let&#8217;s take the paceman, pure speed from first to last!<br />
          My darlings do be careful; his balls are hard and fast.<br />
 <br />
        Then there&#8217;s the medium pacer, his balls swing either way;<br />
          He&#8217;s really most persistent and can keep it up all day!<br />
 <br />
        And watch for the off-spinner, girls, another awkward chap.<br />
    If you leave him half an opening, he will slip one through the gap!<br />
 <br />
       Then there&#8217;s the wily &#8216;slowy&#8217;, pure cunning is his strength;<br />
     He&#8217;ll tempt you, then he&#8217;ll trap you with his very subtle length.<br />
 <br />
            So ladies, do be careful, your mothers would agree.<br />
                Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.<br />
 <br />
        And what about the opening bat, his struggles never cease!<br />
         He has only one ambition, to spend all day at the crease.<br />
 <br />
         The number three is a dasher, he seldom prods and pokes.<br />
        When he goes into action, he has a fine array of strokes..<br />
 <br />
          And do beware the slogger, not content with one or two;<br />
           When he arrives at the crease then only six will do.<br />
 <br />
    Then there&#8217;s the real stonewaller, girls, he knows what he&#8217;s about;<br />
          And if you let him settle in, it&#8217;s hard to get him out!<br />
 <br />
         We come now to the last man, I hope this will not shock,<br />
     He doesn&#8217;t mind if he&#8217;s last man in, as long as he gets a knock.<br />
 <br />
          So, darlings, do be careful, and be well warned by me:<br />
                Never trust a cricketer, whoever he may be.<br />
 <br />
      And watch the wicketkeeper, girls, he&#8217;s full of flair and dash;<br />
        And if you raise your heel, he&#8217;ll whip them off in a flash.<br />
 <br />
  If you take the field with the captain, you had better know the score;<br />
        Or he&#8217;ll have you in positions that you never knew before!<br />
 <br />
             The cricket commentator is a nasty sort of bloke,<br />
       He watches all the action and describes it stroke by stroke.<br />
 <br />
           Even the kindly umpire, who looks friendly as a pup;<br />
      You&#8217;ll quickly find you&#8217;ve had it, when he puts his finger up!<br />
 <br />
           So, darlings, please remember and repeat it after me:<br />
            !!!!NEVER TRUST A CRICKETER, WHOEVER HE MAY BE!!!!!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new Vicar was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.   Therefore, he took out a card and wrote &#8221; Revelation 3:20 &#8221; on the back of it and stuck it through the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=714&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new Vicar was visiting the homes of his parishioners. At one house, it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.<br />
 <br />
Therefore, he took out a card and wrote &#8221; Revelation 3:20 &#8221; on the back of it and stuck it through the letter box.<br />
 <br />
When the Offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, &#8220;Genesis 3:10&#8243;<br />
 <br />
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke out in gales of laughter.<br />
 <br />
Revelation 3:20 begins &#8221; Behold, I stand at the door and knock&#8230;&#8221;<br />
 <br />
Genesis 3:10 reads &#8221; I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked&#8221;</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina .  A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smarty09.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9034161&amp;post=708&amp;subd=smarty09&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<td valign="top"><strong>BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY </strong></p>
<p><strong>THE CENTURY.</strong><strong></p>
<p><strong>This took place in Charlotte</strong></strong><strong>,</strong><strong> North Carolina . </strong><strong> </strong><strong>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive </strong></p>
<p><strong>cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim </strong></p>
<p><strong>against the insurance company.</strong></p>
<p><strong>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost &#8216;in a series of small fires.&#8217; </strong><strong> </strong><strong>The insurance company </strong></p>
<p><strong>refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.</strong><strong><br />
<strong>The lawyer sued and WON! </strong></strong><strong> </strong><strong>(<span style="text-decoration:underline;">Stay with me.</span>)</strong><strong></p>
<p><strong>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. </strong></strong><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had </strong></p>
<p><strong>warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against </strong></p>
<p><strong>fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable &#8216;fire&#8217; and was obligated to pay the </strong></p>
<p><strong>claim.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling </strong></p>
<p><strong>and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the &#8216;fires&#8217;.</strong><strong></p>
<p><strong>NOW</strong></strong><strong> </strong><strong>FOR THE BEST PART&#8230;</strong><strong></p>
<p><strong>After the lawyer cashed the </strong></strong><strong>cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts </strong></p>
<p><strong>of</strong><strong> </strong><strong>ARSON!!!</strong><strong>  </strong><strong>With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used </strong></p>
<p><strong>against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was </strong></p>
<p><strong>sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.</strong></p>
<p><strong>This true story won First Place in last year&#8217;s Criminal Lawyers Award contest.</strong></p>
<p><strong>ONLY IN AMERICA .. NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS </strong></p>
<p><strong>THEY&#8217;RE NUTS</strong></td>
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