Before Judging Someone……

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.  Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first…. No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn’t it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.

Remember:

Amateurs … Built the ark.
Professionals … Built the Titanic

farting issue

I went to the doctor and said,

“Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me
too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact
I’ve farted at least 10 times since I’ve been here in your office. You
didn’t know I was farting because it doesn’t smell and is silent.”

The doctor says to me,
“I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week”.

The next week I return to the doctor..
“Doctor,” I say, “I don’t know what the heck you gave me, but now my
farts, although still silent, stink terribly”.

“Good,” the doctor said. “Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s
work on your hearing.”