100%

If you like percentages and logical mathematics, this is for you.

What makes 100%? And what does it mean when someone says they give “more than 100%”? What makes up 100%? What does it mean if someone says they have given 103%? If these things puzzle you, I have the mathematical answer for you:

Let us look at the alphabet, and then attach a number to each letter. So, A = 1 and Z = 26. We can now analyse a few words that people use:

HARDWORK is represented by 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11. That totals 98%

KNOWLEDGE becomes 96%

ATTITUDE becomes 100%

Rather pleasingly, BULLSHIT becomes 103%

And even better, ASSKISSING becomes 118%

So, using mathematical certainty, you can conclude that hardwork and knowledge will get you close. attitude makes it. Meanwhile bullshit and asskicking will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are!

Dementia Quiz

Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a Bonus question  to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.  
To assure the accuracy of the results, you   should not take your time ,

but instead, answer each of them immediately .
 
OK?  
 

Let’s find out just how clever you really are….

Ready? GO! (scroll down slowly to uncover Qs and As )

First Question :

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person.

What position are you in?

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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question,

but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

 

 

Second Question :
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?
(scroll down)

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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are  ; ; ; ;

WRONG again.

Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person?

You’re not very good at this, are you?

Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note:

This must be done in your head only..

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator
Try it..

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer…..

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100  

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
 Today is definitely not your day, is it ?  
 
Maybe you’ll get the last question right… Maybe…  

Fourth Question :

Mary’s father has five daughters:

1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,   4.. Nono, and ???  

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t.
Her name is Mary – read the question again!

 

 

 

 

Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to
redeem yourself:

 

 

 

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush.

By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;

how does HE indicate what he wants?

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It’s really very simple  
He opens his mouth and ask for it…
Does your employer actually pay you to think?
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!

PASS THIS  ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all.