100%

If you like percentages and logical mathematics, this is for you.

What makes 100%? And what does it mean when someone says they give “more than 100%”? What makes up 100%? What does it mean if someone says they have given 103%? If these things puzzle you, I have the mathematical answer for you:

Let us look at the alphabet, and then attach a number to each letter. So, A = 1 and Z = 26. We can now analyse a few words that people use:

HARDWORK is represented by 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11. That totals 98%

KNOWLEDGE becomes 96%

ATTITUDE becomes 100%

Rather pleasingly, BULLSHIT becomes 103%

And even better, ASSKISSING becomes 118%

So, using mathematical certainty, you can conclude that hardwork and knowledge will get you close. attitude makes it. Meanwhile bullshit and asskicking will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are!

Favourite Movie Test

This is pretty  damn amazing.
Mine turned out to be “The Good, The Bad and The  Ugly”.
I was surprised how this worked.
Be honest and don’t look at  the movie list till you have done the maths!

Try this test and find  out what movie is your favourite.
This amazing math quiz can likely  predict which of 18 films you would enjoy the most.

Don’t ask me  how, but it really works!
Movie Test:

Pick a number from  1-9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3.

Multiply by 3  again.

Now add the two digits together to find your predicted  favourite movie in the list of 18 movies  below.

 
 
 
Movie List:
1. Gone With The Wind
2. E.T.
3. Beverly  Hills Cop
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and  the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A  Goat
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of  the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home  Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story

Now, ain’t that  something?

Your Role Model is……

This is a great psychological test and extremely accurate

FIND OUT WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL IN LIFE. DO THE SIMPLE MATHS BELOW, THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.

 It’s CRAZY how accurate this is!

 1) Pick your favourite number between 1-9

 2) Multiply by 3 then

 3) Add 3

 4) Then again, multiply by 3 (I’ll wait while you get the calculator….)

 5) You’ll get a 2 or 3 digit number….

 6) Add the digits together

 Now Scroll down

 
 

 With that number, see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below:

 1. Sir Alex Ferguson
 2. Florence Nightingale
 3. Charles Dickens

 4. Sir Alan Sugar
 5. Winston Churchill
 6. Sir Paul McCartney
 7. Oliver Cromwell
 8. Aneurin Bevin

 9.  That’ll be me then GOTTCHA 😉
10. President Obama

 I know, I know…..I just have that effect on people. One day, you too can be like me 🙂

 P.S. Stop picking different numbers!! I AM YOUR ROLE MODEL, JUST DEAL  WITH IT!!!!!!