women

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the   time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She   was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life   became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up   with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on   anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but   directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet   planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious   that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.