Posted tagged ‘tax’

Football Finance Questions

27/02/2012

Firstly, let’s deal with HMRC.

To make sure football finances do not get out of hand, HMRC need to be consistent in their approach. For the bigger clubs a limit needs to be set on the maximum amount of PAYE/NIC/VAT that can be outstanding. Once that limit is breached (say £5m?) then immediate proceedings need to start without any delay. And HMRC need to pursue all the way through the courts.

As I have said in an earlier post, a large number of clubs need to be closed down. Clubs need to be run commercially and owners will take debts much more seriously if they are enforced with vigour. It has the added benefit of players wages being a little more subdued….

So let’s move onto the fans. I suggest you ask the following questions and make sure you get the right answers!

  • Who owns the ground?
  • Who owns the parking at the ground?
  • Who owns the training ground?
  • How much is owed to HMRC?
  • How much is owed to the bank?
  • How much is owed to other clubs for deferred transfer fees?
  • What has the club “pre sold” in advance of the money arriving? (season tickets, TV money etc)

Understanding Tax Through Beer

01/11/2010

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax. Albert Einstein

 
If this guy didn’t understand tax system-what about me?  And what about you?
 
When pondering the question of mining super taxes and the structure of our tax system in general please refer to this explanation using the language of Beer !!
 
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this;
 
*The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.*
* The fifth would pay $1*
* The sixth would pay $3*
* The seventh would pay $7*
* The eighth would pay $12*
* The ninth would pay $18*
* The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59*
 
So, that’s what they decided to do.
 
The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball.
 
“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20”. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just $80.
 
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.
 
So the first four men were unaffected.
 
They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men – the paying customers?
 
How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?
 
They realised that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.
 
*So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.*

 
*And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).*
 
* The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% saving).*
 
* The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% saving).*

 
* The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% saving).*

 * The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% saving).*
 
* The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% saving).*
 
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.
 
“I only got a dollar out of the $20 saving,” declared the sixth man.
 
He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!”
 
“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”  “That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back, when I got only $2? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”
 

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
 
The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
 
And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works.
 
The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction… 

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.
 
In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of Economics University of Boston

 
* For those who understand, no explanation is needed.*
* For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.*

Tax Inspection

25/08/2010

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the Tax Office agent was checking the books he turned to the CEO of the hospital and said, “I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there’s too little left to be of any use?”
 
“Good question,” noted the CEO. “We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages.”
 
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.
 
“What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what’s
left over after setting a cast on a patient?”
 
“Ah, yes,” replied the CEO, realising that the inspector was trying to
trap him with an unanswerable question . “We save it and send it back
to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free
package of plaster.”
 
“I see,” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
the know-it-all CEO “Well,” he went on, “What do you do with all the
leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?”
 
“Here, too, we do not waste,” answered the CEO. “What we do is save
all the little foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about
once a year they send us a complete prick.”


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