Six truths of life
1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. Your smiling now cos you’re an idiot.
5. You will soon forward this on to another idiot so you’re not alone.
6. There’s still a silly smile on your face.
I apologise about this. I’m an idiot too and I needed company.
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