Why is it?

Why is it?

• Car doors are slammed shut by people who do not drive?
• Staplers are empty just when you want to use one?
• Hamburgers have no ham?
• Footballers use gigantic tie knots?
• All religions use the same basic principles?
• People eat huge quantities of food at Christmas?
• You must answer a ringing phone no matter what you are doing at the time?
• Computer programers have no personality?
• Football fans do not know the laws of the game?
• Food that tastes nice  is bad for you?
• The grass is always greener on the other side?
• Silent farts are deadly?
• You never buy a coat hanger, yet you have too many of them?
• Food cooked outdoors tastes so good?
• Statistics are frequently misleading?
• Glue does’t stick to the inside of the bottle?
• The only man who can fool all women, all of the time, is a fashion designer?
• Abbreviation is such a long word?
• All the best TV programmes are always on at the same time?
• That nothing sticks to Teflon – apart from the pan its on?